Independence Day: Resurgence Assures No One Will See the Film by Giving Us 2 Jeff Goldblums at Once




Yup. Nope. Definitely dead. Sorry I can’t see Independence Day: Resurgence now. It’s all your fault, 20th Century Fox.

Today Earth Space Defense director David Levinson is finally debunking a long-standing conspiracy theory that has persisted since the War of 1996. In this video – which provides irrefutable proof – he and famous Hollywood actor Jeff Goldblum prove once and for all that they are not the same person – despite their uncanny resemblance. Learn the truth now.

We always knew they were coming back. After INDEPENDENCE DAY redefined the event movie genre, the next epic chapter delivers global spectacle on an unimaginable scale. Using recovered alien technology, the nations of Earth have collaborated on an immense defense program to protect the planet. But nothing can prepare us for the aliens’ advanced and unprecedented force. Only the ingenuity of a few brave men and women can bring our world back from the brink of extinction.

Seriously though. How dare they. Three whole minutes of this.

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4 Responses to “Independence Day: Resurgence Assures No One Will See the Film by Giving Us 2 Jeff Goldblums at Once”

  1. This was pure gold(blum).

  2. Chris says:

    “Your eyes look like a glass of brandy, left on a table at sunset.”

  3. Marie says:

    Wow. I’m…not even sure what I’m watching. This is nuts.

    ETA: And beautiful. Also that.