Think Geek Introduces Star Trek Swimwear, Perfect For Your Trip to Risa
Think Geek is now offering new officially-licensed Star Trek: The Next Generation merchandise just in time for summer. Or a planet where it’s always summer.
First up: Star Trek: TNG One-Piece Swimsuit for $59.99.
Whether your destination is the ocean world of Pacifica, the pristine beaches of Risa, or your local Y, take the plunge with these Star Trek:TNG One-Piece Swimsuits modeled after the ST:TNG uniform. Choose Blue, Gold, or Red, whichever suits you. (There will be a test later.) The suit comes in sizes small through 2X and has a back hook closure with two adjustment options for a custom torso fit. It also features soft bust cups for shape which are removable if you prefer the look without them. And, of course, because we’ve all tried on bathing suits we loved when we set eyes on them that turned out to be unflattering, they’re returnable so long as you haven’t worn it. See above for full details.
Star Trek: TNG Deanna Troi Swim Shirt for $49.99.
We’ve reproduced the look of Deanna Troi’s lavender jumpsuit from 2nd and 3rd seasons of Star Trek: The Next Generation with this swim shirt. The embroidered combadge is stitched on, and it features flatlock princess seams to fit a female’s body. Why Troi? Well, see, it only makes sense to give the empath the swim shirt, because you know when you see somebody with angry, blistered skin you can almost feel their pain. It’s like we all have a little Betazoid in us. We feel your pain; let us help you enjoy the outside responsibly.
Star Trek: TNG Cover-Up Romper for $39.99.
This Star Trek:TNG Cover-Up Romper is perfect for folks who don’t necessarily need to let it all hang out. It’s our subtle nod to TNG. It’s perfect for layering at a festival or throwing over your suit when you’re sitting by the pool because you need a break from the con. You’ve got a flattering draped front. You’ve got an easy-fit drawstring waist. You’ve got your combadge for procuring another daiquiri (banana, of course, Timmy’s favorite!). What more could you want?
Being a huge TNG fan I would love the Blue swimsuit and romper to rock this summer. What do you think of them?
These are AMAZING.
Too bad I’m not a Trekkie, because those are actually pretty cute.
Too bad I’m not a woman, ‘cuz I’d wear the heck out of these.
OK, so I could anyway, but it wouldn’t be a look I’d enjoy in this body.
They need to make some stylish guy’s trunks and a swim tank to go match the ladies’ swimsuits. Trek swimwear for everyone!
Yanno, I was really sad for a minute because this stuff neeevvvvveerrrrrrr comes in adult people sizes, but when I read they go up to 2x (esp cuz I have a long torso,) I am EXCITE. And def blue suite. Science division represent. Though I really like the Troi rash guard, too.
Those are awesome! A lot nicer than their men’s line:
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(P.S. This is why the original series will always be better than NextGen. **ducks to avoid thrown combadges**
You know it’s the superior series when they have the insignia emblazoned on their hotpants. It’s the little details that matter.