9 Clue Characters Who Could Be DC Lanterns

Clueis one of the best movies of all time. I have pretty much the entire thing memorized. If you haven’t seen it or don’t like it, well, shame on you. I have no idea why the original board game characters were named after colors but with the spectrum recently on the brain thanks to the final issue of DC and Geoff Johns’ Blackest Night comic event wrapping up earlier this week, it got me thinking — colored-coded, power ring-wearing superheroes and villains. Color-coded murder suspects/board game characters. Could the cast of Clue be made into DC-style Lanterns?

I know what you’re saying. I’m stretching. You’re damn right I’m stretching. Blackest Night was a 9-month long mega-series, touching all corners of the DC universe. Every other Blackest Night list has already been done, twice — forget about “event fatigue,” this is “writing about event fatigue.” But don’t worry, turns out, the Clue/Lantern connection works better than you’d imagine.

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6 Responses to “9 Clue Characters Who Could Be DC Lanterns”

  1. Copyboy says:

    colonel plum RISE!!! Best movie ever!!! I even saw all the endings.

  2. Anonymous says:

    boobs in the face for the win!

  3. TS Hendrik says:

    Proposed Tagline: "Communism is just a Red Lantern"

  4. Randy says:

    I happen to love BOTH Clue and Joe vs. the Volcano. Both are brilliant, in my opinion.

    Thanks for introducing the Clue Lantern Corps, Jill.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I never saw Clue but i've heard many people extol it's virtues.

  6. Is it possible someone else actually saw that movie and liked it? That must be almost as rare as finding someone who recognizes the brilliance of Joe Versus The Volcano.

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