C-3PO Swimsuit is all our fault.

“I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.” Can’t you just imagine the types of human-cyborg “relations” going on as a result of this new swimsuit from Black Milk? Yeah, I know you can.

I’m sure you remember the Artoo swimsuit that made a huge splash a few months ago (“Seriously, we sold so many of these it was nuts,” says Black Milk.). Well, say hello to Threepio, the latest Star Wars swimsuit from the company and the perfect companion piece. “Because Artoo was lonely,” according to Black Milk. Yes, oh so very lonely…

It was inevitable a C-3PO version would be made really. The amount of press the R2D2 suit got was astronomical. Although I thought the company might make C-3PO into one of their classic catsuits, I’m sure they’ll have just as much success with the swimsuit. I’m even thinking a few guys might be compelled to buy one for some reason…

Yes, these are the droids you’re looking for.
Priced at $85, just like the Artoo version, it’s equally out of my reach as that one was. Especially during the holidays. Perhaps they’ll have a buy one, get one half-off sale later in the season (the company is based in Australia). Until then, these droids will continue bickering like they always do.

8 Responses to “C-3PO Swimsuit is all our fault.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    half off?? I would pay double for one!! and its a full piece swimsuit, that is far from slutty.

  2. Anonymous says:

    "Hmm, didn't realize bathing suits were considered "slutty.""

    -Well, I wasn't saying good slutty or bad slutty, but, you have to say, the 'bathing suits' become something different when paired with those shoes, as if they were meant to be worn on dry land or something. ;P

  3. Hmm, didn't realize bathing suits were considered "slutty."

  4. Anonymous says:

    I'm honestly surprised it's taken this long…with all the slutty versions of basically, everything these days, one would think this had come up before… O.o

  5. Lex says:

    Lucas could launch an entire lign of clothes.

    I'm wondering how a wookie swimsuit would look like

  6. Ed says:

    I would certainly prefer it half off.

  7. Darth Vader's chestpiece in 5…4…3…

    And you know, they could do leggings to go with this suit that would…ok, I've gone too far.

  8. Budd says:

    so, where do I get the calendar