Does a body good…bub.

Some people were made for Got Milk ad campaigns – Angelina Jolie comes to mind. Some however, were not.

My power to regenerate might be top secret but my ability to re-energize is simple. Milk has protein to help build muscle and a unique mix of nutrients to help you refuel. So, eat right, train hard, and drink low fat milk. That’s just common mutant sense.

A Hugh Jackman Got Milk ad, I could get behind, but not Wolverine. This is just as bad as when “Batman” had the mustache. Twice. I mean come on, this is the guy who said, “I’m the best there is at what I do. But what I do best isn’t very nice.” He shouldn’t have anything on his face but BLOOD.

That being said, I love how the milk mustache sits under his actual mustache. Also, they mention building muscle, do they really want us to believe milk will give us Wolverine vein-popping muscles? Cuz…eek!

(You can download the wallpaper here if you’re so inclined.)

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7 Responses to “Does a body good…bub.”

  1. imasupermuteant says:

    I desperatly want to have that poster on my wall.

  2. Selfstyler says:

    Now, a Wolvie beer ad I could get behind. Milk makes him look like a sissy.

  3. Amber Love says:

    Well, I gotta say, a blood mustache stains and a milk must… oh sorry, I probably shouldn’t have mentioned that.

  4. Aaand there’s a wallpaper.

    Brilliant. ;)

  5. But how awesome would it be if he did go into a berserker rage, sliced and diced his way through like 50 ninja, and the only blood on his face WAS just the blood mustache?

    It could be a leftover from Scarlet Witch rewriting reality. “No more mutants…aaaaaaaand blood mustache, LOL”

  6. Hahaha, well that would be very interesting but I meant something along the lines of blood splatter. You know, from slicing and dicing his enemies. Snikt!