Obama-Wan Kenobi

We have like, the coolest President ever.

He’s posed like Superman, starred in numerous comic books, now, President Barack Obama shows us he is a true Jedi master. If it were anyone else I’d call foul for them being a giant poser, but it’s already been confirmed our President is a giant geek and I love him for it. I’m sure photoshopped pictures are just pouring in from this perfect capture.

Here, President Obama shows off his mad Jedi skillz as he goes for the gut of this Imperial spy. Ok fine, it’s actually some dude who’d like to fence in the Olympics. But he’s still no match for Master Obama. This was all part of a promotion to get the International Olympic Committee to choose Chicago, Illinois (Obama’s hometown) as host for the 2016 summer competition. The IOC will be making their decision on October 2 in Copenhagen, Denmark.
How much you wanna bet he’s got his “people” working on a real lightsaber right now?

9 Responses to “Obama-Wan Kenobi”

  1. Drew says:

    Now if we could only get him to cut through drug rehab costs with that big saber!

  2. daviedave47 says:

    Mr. President needs to work on his form a little more, if he expects to compete with an Olympian…

    …but in all seriousness, I agree with you. He's a "cool cat."

  3. Hank says:

    I'm just glad he picked a blue beam instead of a red one.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Awesome!! :)

    LucasArts must be VERY happy with this!! ;D

  5. GeekBoy says:

    "Obama-Wan Kenobi" … I love it! :)

  6. Davidlevack says:

    proof he's a nazi. Cause Darth Vader was.

  7. Walnut says:

    It's a good thing it's not a red lightsaber; I can imagine the uproar that would cause within the delusional Republican community.

    I love these photographs, but all I can see is the first lady's belt. WHY?! I don't understand, it's making my head hurt.

  8. Zeblue says:

    "The issues surrounding the development of Light Saber Technology is one that has plagued mankind for centuries. We as a nation will change this. We will overcome our differences and come together as one. Together, we will make light sabers a reality." — Obama, Sept. 17th Press Conference